There’s nothing David loves more than a good matcha joke… except for maybe a bad one. So we asked around the office for inspiration. Here’s what our team came up with.
Q: What was David’s best subject in school?
Q: What’s David’s favourite song?
A: Matcha Matcha Man
Q: How much does David love matcha?
A: A latte
Q: Which Shakespeare play does David know every word of?
A: Matcha do about nothing
Q: What’s David’s favourite dance?
A: The matcha-rena
Q: What did the tea guide do when he lost a whisking contest to David?
A: He asked for a re-matcha
Q: If David could only eat one food, what would it be?
A: Matcha-roni and cheese
Q: What happened the first time David tried matcha?
A: He was whisked off of his feet
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