{"id":1453,"date":"2015-08-07T18:31:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T18:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/?p=1453"},"modified":"2015-08-07T18:31:33","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T18:31:33","slug":"les-meilleures-blagues-de-matcha-au-monde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/les-meilleures-blagues-de-matcha-au-monde\/","title":{"rendered":"Les meilleures blagues de matcha au monde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Il n\u2019y a rien que David aime plus qu\u2019une bonne blague sur le matcha\u2026 sauf peut-\u00eatre une mauvaise. Nous avons donc demand\u00e9 \u00e0 nos coll\u00e8gues de bureau quelques id\u00e9es inspirantes. Voici ce que notre \u00e9quipe a trouv\u00e9\u00a0\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/031-MatchaJokes_pinterest.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1536\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/031-MatchaJokes_pinterest-684x1024.png\" alt=\"031-MatchaJokes_pinterest\" width=\"684\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/031-MatchaJokes_pinterest-684x1024.png 684w, https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/031-MatchaJokes_pinterest-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/031-MatchaJokes_pinterest.png 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 684px) 100vw, 684px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quelle \u00e9tait la mati\u00e8re pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e de David \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Les matcha-matiques.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quel est le film pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 de David\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Chacun cherche son matcha.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quel est l\u2019accessoire f\u00e9tiche de David\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Son matcha-peau de cowboy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Qu\u2019est-ce que David fait quand il va au Mexique\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Il construit des matcha-teaux de sable avec ses enfants.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quelle est la danse favorite de David\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Le matcha-cha.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quelle est l\u2019expression favorite de David\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Il n\u2019y a pas de quoi fouetter un matcha.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Si David pouvait manger un seul plat, qu\u2019est-ce que ce serait\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Du matcha-roni au fromage.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quel est le conte que David conna\u00eet par c\u0153ur ?<\/p>\n<p>C: Le mat-chat bott\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Quel est le sport pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 de David\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>R: Les combats de matcha libre.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vous avez une blague super dr\u00f4le (ou pas tant que \u00e7a) au sujet du th\u00e9\u00a0? On veut la conna\u00eetre\u00a0!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il n\u2019y a rien que David aime plus qu\u2019une bonne blague sur le matcha\u2026 sauf peut-\u00eatre une mauvaise. Nous avons donc demand\u00e9 \u00e0 nos coll\u00e8gues de bureau quelques id\u00e9es inspirantes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1535,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[201,83],"class_list":["post-1453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","tag-blagues","tag-matcha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1543,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions\/1543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}