{"id":1676,"date":"2015-08-07T17:05:28","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T17:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/en\/?p=1676"},"modified":"2019-03-29T11:41:08","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T15:41:08","slug":"the-worlds-greatest-matcha-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.davidstea.com\/en\/the-worlds-greatest-matcha-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"The World’s Greatest Matcha Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"Reading Time:<\/b> <\/span> < 1<\/span> minute <\/span><\/span>

There\u2019s nothing David loves more than a good matcha<\/span><\/a> joke\u2026 except for maybe a bad one. So we asked around the office for inspiration. Here\u2019s what our team came up with.<\/p>\n

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Q: What was David\u2019s best subject in school?<\/h2>\n

A: Matcha-matics.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: What\u2019s David\u2019s favourite song?<\/h2>\n

A: Matcha Matcha Man<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: How much does David love matcha?<\/h2>\n

A: A latte<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: Which Shakespeare play does David know every word of?<\/h2>\n

A: Matcha do about nothing<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: What\u2019s David\u2019s favourite dance?<\/h2>\n

A: The matcha-rena<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: What did the tea guide do when he lost a whisking contest to David?<\/h2>\n

A: He asked for a re-matcha<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: If David could only eat one food, what would it be?<\/h2>\n

A: Matcha-roni and cheese<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Q: What happened the first time David tried matcha?<\/h2>\n

A: He was whisked off of his feet<\/strong><\/p>\n

Got a great\/terrible tea joke? We want to hear it!<\/p>\n

Shop matcha teas.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Read more:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Matcha 101<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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